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• In any given miscalculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.
  -- Merle P. Marti...
• If only one bid can be secured on a project, the price will be unreasonable.
  -- The RPCISPE's Sixth Universal Law...
• Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
• Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
• Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
• Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
• Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
• That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
• Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
  -- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...