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If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
If one would become totally unhappy, one must have the time to consider whether or not one is as happy as one should be.
Two can do it in half the time, by providing unhappiness for the other, thu...
If one would know the truth, look to the beginning.
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33.... like I do...
If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
If only I'd paid attention in nursery art classes instead of spending my entire time manufacturing papier-mache willies to frighten Sarah Wallace.
.. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
If only... if only.
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If only men came with pull down menus and online help..

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