Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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If only my computer could cook...
If only my penmanship teacher could see me now.
If only one bid can be secured on a project, the price will be unreasonable.
-- The RPCISPE's Sixth Universal Law...
If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #61...
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think!
If only the Catholics would stick together and live up to their Faith [as regards birth control], they could control the world and the world's morality.
-- Dr. Claude Newbury, Director, HLI Johanne...
If only there were some indication the universe was doing it on purpose
If only Vincent Foster were alive today.
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time. -- Edith Wharto

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