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• Patience will come to he who waits for it.
• She looks so good, she makes a dead man come. -- Tom Wai
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. -- Tom Wai
• Frank settled out in the valley,and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wifes forehead.
  -- Tom Wai...
• Never date a girl named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
• When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.
  -- Old Jewish saying [How come there aren't ever any "New Jewish sayings?" Ed.]...
• Why Didn't Jesus go to college? Because he got nailed on the boards.
• The entire work force of the Communist countries is sunjected to periodic purges (called verifications in Newspeak).
  One of the most severe took place in 1957 when Novotny, rattled by the Hungarian Revolution the year before, tried hard to weed out "radishes" (red outside, white inside) from all but insignificant positions....