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• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. ADE
• If it were not for the presents, an elopment would be preferable.
  -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fable...
• This is hopeless, fighting would be preferable.
  -- Worf, "The Ensigns of Command", stardate unknow...
• After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity. -- George Ade
• Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of our best people. -- George Ade
• She was a town-and-country soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
  -- George Ade (1866-1944)...
• The music teacher came twice each week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
  -- George Ade...
• Whom are you? said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade
• Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade