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• Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November, and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the boat into the lake.
  Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him back in, but as Bubba didn't look too good, they started up the Evinrude and headed back to the pier....
• Do you know me with my clothes on?
• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!!! -- Lor L. and Har D.
• Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck.
• People used to throw rocks at me for my clothes. Now they want to buy them. CYNDI LAUPER
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.
  -- Mark Twain, Huckelberry Fi...
• Bigot agenda: (a)blacks (b)gays (c)jews (d)anyone who isnt like me.