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If it is true that words have meanings, why don't we throw away words and keep just the meanings?
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein via Anatol Hol...
If it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacement anyway. -- Lowery's Law
If it looks as if you're wrong - contradict yourself!
If it looks easy, it's tough. If it looks tough, it's damn well impossible.
-- Stockmayer's Theorem...
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly...
If it makes sense, it's against liberal policy.
If it might break, don't go near it. -- Herbert Stei
If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up
and if you can't pick it up, paint it green. -- Army Law...

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