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• Never contradict yourself always. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
• Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
  Native American Proverb (Pima)...
• I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• But, my dearest Agathon, it is truth which you cannot contradic
  you can without any difficulty contradict Socrates. -- Plato -- Symposium...
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on your hands.
  Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor!...
• And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?
  And you may say to yourself "MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?" -- The Talking Head...
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• I cannot convince myself that there is anyone so wise, so universally comprehensive in his judgment, that he can be trusted with the power to tell othe
  'You shall not express yourself thus, you shall not describe your own experience...