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If it screams it's not food......yet. <
If it's dirty, it belongs here!
If it's DOOM, it won't work. nn|nn is the fingers!!
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling
if you can use either one, it's a miracle. -- Adam...
If it's fun, you'll have to quit tomorrow, if it's a drag, it'll hang around forever.
-- Tracey's Time Observatio...
If it's glowing, don't eat it...
If it's God's will, who gets the money?
If it's good, they discontinued it.
If it's got tits or tyres, it will give you problems..

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