Miscellaneous Collections

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If it's advertised for "less than $100," you can bet it will cost $
99.95. -- McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom...
If it's against state law, it's generally considered a breach of Etiquette.
-- Judith Martin (Miss Manners)...
If it's any of your business, it isn't really gossip.
If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
If it's bad, it's probably good!
If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force!
If it's broke, fix it. -- The MS-DOS way If it ain't broke, don't touch it.
-- The Unix way If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. -- Maintainer's Motto...
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
If it's clean, it isn't laundry.
If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.

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