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If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour? (Limbaugh)
If it moves - Train it. If it doesn't - maintain it.
If it multiplies in your refrigerator, don't eat it.
If I touch a match to a mixture of chemicals and an explosion occurs, I don't set a second mixture aside to see if it will blow up without the help of the match.
The effect of the match is obvio...
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney...
If it runs GNUemacs it's a computer, otherwise it's a peripheral. -- Kevin Johnso
If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo.
If it's a civil war pro-life wants...BRING IT ON!
If it's a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.
-- Kahlil Gibran, 1923...

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