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If It Might Break, Don't Go Near It. -- Herbert Stei
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If it might break, don't go near it.
-- Herbert Stein
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Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
Reading Herbert will disgust you, but in one case it might be enlightening.
My beaver won't go near the water.
Hemingway's remarks are not literature. -- Gertrude Stei
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven while reciting Melville.
Or maybe Brahms... -- Russ Sute...
Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell. -- Ben Johnso
The time available to go fishing shrinks as fishing season draws near. -- Porkingham's Law
You know you should be swimming when . . . You won't go anywhere near a "Detail Shop.
