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If it's gray, it ain't air!
If it's hard to document, the design is probably poorly thought out.
If it should become necessary to fight, could you locate me some rocks to throw at them.
-- Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
If it's ineffable, someone will f**k with it.
If it's in stock, we've got it!
If it sits on your desk for 15 minutes, you've just become the expert. -- Winger's Rule
If it's lost and found, then what's the problem? You have it!
If it's Monday it must be meatloaf!
If it's never finished, you can't prove it doesn't work. -- Jeff Brown, Argosystem
If it's not broke, fix it! ... (Creates jobs !)
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