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If It Looks Like A Duck, Acts Like A Duck, And Quacks Like A Duck It Is Probably Just A Tool Of The Conspiracy.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is
probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
Related:
If it walks, quacks, and looks like a duck...COOK IT!!
Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
-- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
SMILEY {:\/ sounds like a duck
Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
Clinton: Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck)
Be like a duck: Keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil under water.
