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If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly." -- ...understanding GUIs...
If it has Tits or Tires you're gonna have trouble with it.
If I thought life was cheap, I wouldn't charge so much to take one.
If I throw a dog into a bag, is it a doggie bag?
If it hurts you're probably doing it the wrong way.
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
The voices told me to clean all the guns today....
If it is alright with you, I think I will make lunch for us in my tee shirt.
Well, it is alright by me, but it seems it would be a whole lot less messy if you were to make lunch on the counter....
If it is characteristic of the wise man to do nothing useless, no one will surpass me in wisdom
I do not even lower myself to useful things. -- E.M. Ciora...
If it is full, don't empty it. If it is empty, don't fill it.
If you don't look, you won't know. If you don't know, you won't have to do anything about it....

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