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• If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong. -- Charles F. Kettering
• If sex is a pain in the ass for you. You are doing it wrong.
• If there is any way to do it wrong, you will.
• Knowing you, you're probably doing twice as much as is healthy for you.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Good children always obey. Quit acting so childish....
• Probably one of the greatest tests of self-control is expertise in the ability to perform a task
  while watching someone do what you can do so well, in the wrong way, with predictably disasterous results, and not say anything....
• This is probably the wrong conference for this message!
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• Death is Nature's way of telling you something's wrong.