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• Would you like a bag with that, sir?" "No thanks, I'll throw up in the packet.
  -- Terry ordering MacDonald...
• The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
  And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
• A mere bag of shells.
• Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
• There's a hole somewhere in that girl's marble bag.
• I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
  Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!...
• If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
• All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.