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If it is full of bugs - fool them by giving it a GUI before release -- Motto of the 90'
If it is generally known what one is supposed to be doing, then someone will expect him to do it.
-- Merle P. Marti...
If it is good, production is due to stop shortly. If it was excellent, production stopped already, and if it is absolutely superb, it has not been made for a fairly good number of years.
If it is good, they will stop making it. -- Herbert Block's Law
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aureliu
If it is not seemly, do it not; if it is not true, speak it not.
-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, xii, 17...
If it isn't baroque, don't fix it--unless you're sure you can handel it.
If it isn't broken, don't fix it. -- Baldwin's Corollary to Schmidt's Law
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
If it isn't good, may it be struck by lightning. Again!

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