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• Why do I do these things to myself?
• The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkne
  and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all....
• Liberals _do_ have one redeeming characteristic - mortality.....
• I do nothing, granted. But I see hours pass - which is better than trying to fill them.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• Each time Time torments me, I tell myself that one of us must back down, that it is impossible for this cruel confrontation to go on indefinitely.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• I have all the defects of other people and yet everything they do seems to me inconceivable.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• Buddhism calls anger corruption of the mind, manicheism root of the tree of death.
  I know this, but what good does it do me to know? -- E.M. Ciora...
• RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque.
  Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries, but it appears to have been imperfectly expounded....
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...