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If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you, it hurts to wear it.
If it is on sale, they don't have your size. If it is absolutely awful, they have it, in your size, on sale....
if it GLISTENS, gobble it!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If it glows don't touch it!
If it goes together easily, you're doing it wrong. -- Poe's Law of Assembly
If it had been a bear it would have bit you.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would still be living in caves.
Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. P...
If it happens, it must be possible. -- Unnamed Law
If it has feelings, its not cooked enough!
If it hasn't been tested, it won't work. -- Larry Hardiman (Amdahl employee)
If it has pixels, I'm for it.

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