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• Rank has its privileges.
• Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
  Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked....
• Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
  Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked....
• Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
  Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked....
• Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
  Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're cooked....
• I like children, if they are properly cooked!
• cooked mode n. [Unix, by opposition from raw mode] The normal character-input mode
  with interrupts enabled and with erase, kill and other special-character interpretations performed directly by the tty driver....