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• The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly", meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
  -- Larry Hardima...
• Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
• I just spent 2 hours shoveling 12 inches of 'Partly Cloudy' out of my driveway.
  -- Thor Poulsen (Amdahl employee)...
• This message has been cruelly tested on cute furry little animals.
• This product has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals.
• This tagline has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals.
• He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
• If you can't remember it, it couldn't have been important. -- Larry Groebe
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....