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• Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
• Any system must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of circumstances.
  -- Sodd's Second Law, Corollary 1...
• Advertising must be trite--it's the law of the jingle.
• History is the science of what never happens twice. -- Valery's Law
• Shit Happens' according to... Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law
  Relatives are Shit....
• The Law of gravity was just revoked again. I hate when that happens.