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• QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
• Wot's on the television? It looks like a penguin. I mean the programme. -- Monty Pytho
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• illy walk vi. [from Monty Python's Flying Circus] 1.
  A ridiculous procedure required to accomplish a task....
• illy walk: [from Monty Python's Flying Circus] vi.
  1. A ridiculous procedure required to accomplish a task....
• Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
  It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
• I walk this way because I have to.