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• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
  .. I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh...
• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....
• Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'
• I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cave
• The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo
• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...