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• You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
• I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.
  -- Marcel Duchamp...
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• A kick in the butt is a step forward.
• When I was in high school, my friends would lay anything that moved. I choose not to limit myself.