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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• There is little more frustrating that having a dollar bill machine return your dollar bill
  just after you finish the wash phase at the car wash and find that you now need money to get to the rinse phase....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!