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• We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. KENNEDY
• Alien: We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love.
  And a thousand times greater than what you call fun....
• America, where you park on the driveway!
• Grampa: [Whiny] Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa
  Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa: Are we there yet?...
• Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompso
• But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
  Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us....
• If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
• Where would we be without any problems? BORED!
• Where would we be without rhetorical questions?