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• The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
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  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.
  "It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King....
• Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats? -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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• What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?
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