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If any man can convince me and bring home to me that I do not think or act aright, gladly will I change
for I search after truth, by which man never yet was harmed. But he is harmed who abideth o...
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth no
and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. -- James 1:5,6...
If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
T. Lehrer -- DISCLAIMER...
If anyone else has any workable code, PLEASE POST IT!!!
If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself.
If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
-- S....
If any program is useful, it will be changed until it is completely useless.
If any, speak; for him have I offended. I pause for a reply.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate. -- Murphy's Law of Governme

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