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If a string has one end, it has another. -- Miksch's Law
If astrology is superstitious,than how come weather forecasting is a science?
If a stud cat gets fixed, it's broken.
If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.
When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him. -- Spark's Sixth Rule for Manage...
If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
-- Augustine's Law Number XXVI -- Norman R. Augustine, President a...
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them.
And it is still more certain that ...
If a system does not have a payback for a given individual in the information chain,cthe information will get corrupted at the level of that individual, and become worse as it travels up the chain.
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If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be written before it's designed, implemented before it's tested, and obsolete before it's debugged.
If a talk show lasts a couple of months today, it is forced to recycle sexual aberrations and shuffle the guests around a bit more.

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