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• Now, am I by any chance addressing a senior dignitary of the Spanish Inquisition?
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• Taxes should hurt. I just mailed my own tax return last night and I am prepared to say `ouch!
  ' as loud as anyone." -- Ronald Reaga...
• Taxes should hurt. I just mailed my own tax return last night and I am prepared to say `ouch!
  ' as loud as anyone. -- Ronald Reaga...
• I am too much of a skeptic to deny the possibility of anything. Thomas H. Huxley [1900]
• Hi. I'm Johnny. I am five years old. I couldn't think of anything dirty to say, so I drew this fucking flower.
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• I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. Mahatma Gandhi
• I said it. I must've meant it. There is nobody else to blame. -- DISCLAIMER
• I said it was our only chance -- I did not say it was a good one. .