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If at all possible, you should avoid being a young person or a wheat farmer when the president starts feeling international tension.
-- Dave Barry...
If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will. -- Diogene
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right....
If a test system function perfectly, all production units will fail.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventh Universal Law...
If at first you don't exceed, try, try again.
If at first you don't find a way to do what no one else has done, then invite your friend to try it.
If at first you don't find success, there is no use being obstinate about it.
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
If at first you don't recede, DIET, DIET, again!
If at first you don't succeed, add NT and try again.

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