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If a Real Man doesn't eat quiche, just what does his diet consist of?
Essentially, Real Men are meat and potatoes eaters....
If a rock falls on your head it does positive harm, but shame, disgrace, reproaches, and insults are damaging only in so far as you're conscious of them.
-- Erasmu...
I fart in your general direction.
If a schlemazl sold umbrellas, it would stop raining
if he sold candles, the sun would never set; and if he made coffins, people would stop dying....
If a scientist uncovers a publishable fact, it will become central to his or her theory.
-- Mann's Law His or her theory, in turn, will become central to all scientific thought....
If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
-- The Extended Murphy's Law...
If a shopkeeper kicks you out of his shop, he'll kick you out of the dungeon.
If a single fly can have 1,000 kids, think what a married fly could do.
If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.
-- Hutchinson's Law...
If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest part of the paper.
-- Kington's Law of Perforatio...

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