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• Please don't drink and post.
• We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial `O' and ask for the police.
  That number again: `O'. -- Chief Wiggum's press conference, "The Telltale Head...
• 1: No code table for op: ++po
• Chief Wiggum: Well it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal know as El Barto.
  Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmer in the world....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the bests programmer in the world....
• C code. C code run. Run, code, run. PLEASE!
• C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....