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• There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of complime
  (1) - to tell him you have read one of his books; (2) - to tell him you have read all of his book...
• Let's you and him fight.
• But Titus said, with his uncommon sense, When the Exclusion Bill was in suspense
  "I hear a lion in the lobby roar; Say, Mr. Speaker, shall we shut the door And keep him there, or shall we let him in To try if we can turn him out again?...
• You had mail. David read it, so ask him what it said.
• You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
• Annoy a liberal: Ask him/her/it to be truthful.
• Famous last words: (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
  (2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there....