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If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. -- Finagle's First Law
If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment. -- Bowie's Theorem
If an hour has been spent amending a sentence, someone will move to delete the paragraph.
-- Kim's Rule of Committee...
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.
-- Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesi...
If an item is advertised as under $50, you can bet it's not $
19.95. -- McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom...
If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do?...
If Anthony Hopkins starred in DS9's "Duet": "_Thank_ you, Neryssss.
If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative--why is that?
You say, "Remember in the '60s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?...
If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up... T...

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