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If a person deceives you once, shame on that person.
If a person deceives you twice, shame on you! For of all hard things to bear and grin, the hardest is being taken in....
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. -- Tom Lehre
If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If a person never succeeds, how do you know they're trying?
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures.
Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. -- Mark Twain, Advice to Y...
If a person wants to be atheistic it's his God-given right to be an atheist -- Michael Patto
If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, get SVGA.
If a pitbull humps your leg, fake an orgasm!
If a political candidate chooses to go into specifics on a program that affects a voter's self-interest, the voter get interested.
If the proposal involves money, he gets very interested. -- Stuart S...

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