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If appearances are deceitful, then they do not deserve any confidence when they assert what appears to them to be true.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Pyrrho, xi...
If a President died in office, then it's a certainty that he was elected in a year ending in zero.
If a President doesn't do it to his wife, he'll do it to his country.
If a problem causes too many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
-- Hendrickson's Law...
If a program crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
If a program isn't working, expand it. -- Taylor's 2nd Law of Administratio
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. -- The Third Law of Computer Programming
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. -- The Fourth Law of Computer Programming
If a project requires 'n' components, there will be 'n-1' units in stock.
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.

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