If Anyone Wants To Trade A Couple Of Centrally Located, Well-cushioned Showgirls For An Eroded Slope 90 Minutes From Broadway, I'll Be On This Corner Tomorrow At 11 With My Tongue Hanging Out.

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If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned
showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this
corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
-- S. J. Perelman

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