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I'd rather be watching hockey.
I'd rather be watching ST:TNG. [Star Trek: The Next Generation]
I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
-- William F. Buckley, Jr....
I'd rather go to work than sit outside.
I'd rather go whoring than warring. -- Bill Gray
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
-- the future Mrs. Stilt Ma...
I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
I'd rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.
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