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• Galactic ticket inspectors? Oh, I could murder a cup of tea. -- Sarah, The Time Warrio
• Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog.
  But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed....
• A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
• Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread.
  You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!...
• I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
• I'd rather go to work than sit outside.