Related:

• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
  [Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
• I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
• I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
• I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
  -- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
• I'd rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than to be crowded on a velvet cushion.
• I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.