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I'd rather learn from somebody *else's* mistakes!
I'd rather live by the side of the road and help some pilgrim along life's way.
I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy!
I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
I'd rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than to be crowded on a velvet cushion.
I'd rather that a bigot mistake me for a lesbian than that a lesbian mistake me for a bigot.
-- Tovah Hollande...
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship.
I like a state of co...
I'd really like to lay one across your teeth. -- Beverly
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man...
I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to him.

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