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If a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet.
If a binary digit is a bit, what is a trinary digit?
If a block is moved, then it is no longer where it was, and it is now where it is.
-- Ben Aveling - Planning for conjunction goals - CS Hons 1992...
If a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, is it always the fault of the book?
If a butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil, a hurricane floods Japan.
Help save the world, rip the wings off a butterfly....
If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far. -- Paul White
If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
If A. can prove, however conclusively, that he may, of right enslave B, why may not B snatch the same argument, and prove equally, that he may enslave A.
You say A is white and B is black. It is col...
If a cat spoke, it would say things like "Hey, I don't see a problem here.
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