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I'd settle for lies...
I'd started making up this revenge list, like people I'd like to get sooner or later.
And the hang-up about doing this is that you're worried about them dying and you won't get the chance....
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
I'd tell you more more, but you might blush.
I'd trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter, but not with my son.
I dunno.
I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it.
It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
I'd walk miles to see your smiles... uh... kilometres to see your thermometers!
I earn what I eat, get what I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my harm.
-- William Shakespeare...
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