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I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Natha
I drink to the general joy o' the whole table. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc.
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.
I drive fast. I drive safely. The two are *not* mutually exclusive, contrary to popular delusion.
-- CCb...
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
I drop trou and expose myself to the arch-mage as a gesture of contempt.
I'd say it's an element of any post-allegorical discussive climax of the positionist stance.
Either that or a load of bollocks. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
I'd Say More But I've Run Out of Time & Space.

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