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I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wrigh
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wrigh
IEEE -- what you say when you're taking a hot shower and someone flushes the toilet.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. -- Ashleigh Brillia
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I embrace emerging experience. I participate in discovery.
I am a butterfly. I am not a butterfly collector. -- William Stafford...
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
I encourage all Americans to visit Iraq. Come for Thanksgiving, come for Christmas.
You will be welcomed with open arms. -- Mohammed Al-Mashad, Iraqi Ambassador to the U.S....
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. -- Roger Moore

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