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I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as yours.
I dreamt that I dwelt in marble halls, With vassals and serfs at my side.
-- Alfred Bunn (1790-1860) -- Song...
I'd resign from the human race, but I can't get my membership fee back.
I'd resign from the human race, but where do I send my resignation?
I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks.
But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. -- Ogden Nash...
I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
I drink from the vial marked `POISON' on the off chance that someone put a potion of extra healing in by accident.
I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book i, Chap. v
I drink, therefore I am.

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