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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself. -- Dorothy Law Nolte
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve.
-- Don Marqui...
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
-- Albert Einstein....
If a computer cable has one end, then it has another. -- Lyall's Conjecture
If a computer can't directly address all the RAM you can use, it's just a toy.
-- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, non-sequitu...
If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a fix of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
-- R...
If a dependent clause precedes an independent clause put a comma after the dependent clause.

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